In the old days the villain always monologues his entire plan to the hero.
I came across this “HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL EVIL OVERLORD” which I think would be a good set of rules to follow if you ever become an evil overlord.
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Horrible Kidd: With this giant robot we can crush our enemies. / Evil Geezer: {BAH} Robots!
Evil Geezer: In my day, we stood eye to eye with our foes...
Horrible Kidd: And then you told him all your plans. / Evil Geezer: ...and then we told him all our plans!
Evil Geezer: In my day, we stood eye to eye with our foes...
Horrible Kidd: And then you told him all your plans. / Evil Geezer: ...and then we told him all our plans!
Hahah! Okay…. I like this one.
Words I like to hear… uh, read!
I’m pretty sure that’s the only way TO be an evil overlord is to monologue your plans.
Without a monologue then you are only evil. Overlords are required to monologue. It’s in their DNA or something.
Thank God for giant robots then. No reason standing eye to eye with your foe when you giant robot can just stand on the eye of your foe. *SQUISH!!*
Plus it makes it easier to look down on the inferior.
I would rather just send my foes a nasty email with a fake email address.
That explains my inbox.